Why doesn't the glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

If a Shop is open 24-7, why do they have locks on the doors?

Why are pizza boxes square when the pizza is round?

Don't you find it worrying that doctors call treating you their "practice" ?

If a transport truck carrying a load of cars gets into a car accident, does it increase the number of the cars in the pile-up?

Why is it that lemon dishsoap is made with real lemons, but lemon juice is artificial flavoring?

If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?

Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?

Does a postman deliver his own mail?

If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is transported by car?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why are boxing rings square?

Why is an elevator still called an elevator even when its going down?

If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?

If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?

Why are toe nail clippers bigger than finger nail clippers when your toe nails are smaller than your finger nails?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

Why is the blackboard green?

Why do they call it a black light when it's really purple?

Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10?

Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?

If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?

Can blind people see their dreams?

Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?

Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?

Why is a person that handles your money called a BROKER?

Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

What's the difference between a wise man and a wise guy?

If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers? (

how can you chop down a tree and then chop it up?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

Why is it you get a penny for your thoughts, but have to put in your two cents worth?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why is it good to be a Daddy's girl, but bad to be a Momma's boy?

Why is the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star the same tune?

If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

If you take an oriental person and spin him around a few times, does he become disoriented?

Why do they call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere but call it a hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!

Does the little mermaid wear an algebra?

How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If you dive into a pool of dry ice, can you swim without getting wet?

If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read correctly?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

What happens when you call a 1-800 number collect?

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?

If your feet smell and your nose runs, are you built upside down?

Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?